I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.
Huginn or Muninn being uncooperative
yo yo yo let it go
FINDING YOUR TEACHERS FACEBOOK PAGES IS THE GREATEST
I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:
TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS
I MEAN HOLY CRAP THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.
IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.
I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:
Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!
Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.
When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
are you Tim Burton?
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”